the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu
Blood is thicker than waterThe blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.
Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.
*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up
SOMEONE REUPLOADED IT
THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE
JESUS CHRIST THANK YOU
I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.
i heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow
gf: babe, come over
me: I aint got a car
gf: but my parents aren’t home
when ur masturbating and somebody knocks on ur door
i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful