One more month.
My sister got this at a jump rope camp
its supposed to say rope
Hannibal Buress Teaches a Valuable Lesson About Bike Security (x)
I killed that dance at the end of this.
"I think the devil doesn’t exist, but man has created him, he has created him in his own image and likeness."
homework to do: hella
homework i’ve done: negative hella
my history professor told me today that he “likes the way I look vaguely pissed off” during class
back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random orgasms during class and driving places so she goes to the doctor and they check her out and guess what they found
okay ill tell you it was maggots. maggots were in her vagina giving her orgasms.
by Dustin Adams
my ex sent me pics of another girl sucking his weiner one time because he thought it would make me mad and i wrote back “did your mom do something different with her hair?”
Me bending over to pick up my pencil